Just one more reason...

Well, I'm sure everyone would agree we didn't need another reason, but we have one anyway...

So without further ado...

Reason 234: Why Germans should not be allowed in the NBA.
According to an article on ESPN.com, Dirk "I wish this didn't slip out of my mouth" Nowitski, hums while at the free throw line. Why is that so bad? He is humming David Hasselhoff... No, seriously, he does... I'm not making this up, and I'm pretty sure neither is ESPN... He said it, and will never be able to take it back...

David Friggin Hasselhoff... Dirk, what in the hell have you been smoking????? Find the article HERE.